angriergeek
Angrier Geek
angriergeek

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

But not as an editor. Also it’s not like her resume is all that impressive. Garden State? Really? It’s almost a parody of an indie film.

Exactly! It’s always been this way!

The ineptitude at Warner Brothers is STUNNING in its consistency. What’s truly bonkers is it doesn’t seem to matter who’s in charge. It’s literally been this way for decades.

Given the multiverse is very much a part of Marvel now with characters well aware of other dimensions (they tell us they’ve literally been cataloguing them by number) and capable of traveling there, to have no repercussions is just the laziest writing possible.

I’m also not sure why Batman didn’t just blame the Joker for Harvey’s death.

Translation: “They don’t like what I like and can articulate their criticisms, whereas all I have are my fan-feelings so I just say they’re wrong.”

What are you talking about? The inhabitants of that dimension will find out very easily what happened from that dimension’s Christine Palmer and also that Wanda if they seek her out as well. They’d then come to the MCU to seek justice and/or revenge.

No, I’m mocking your attempt to paint the actual dislike of a bad film as some kind of choice fans are making rather than it being a bad film. You know, a film that’s so poorly written that in Barry’s near universe wrecking attempt to save his mother and/or free his father it never crosses his damn mind to just FIND

I was annoyed. It was crap. They clearly have tech that counters magic but forget to bring it with them when confronting Wanda so they can have some edgelord slaughter that’s supposed to be funny.

Or—-and I’m gonna go out on limb here—-it’s not good and all the other aspects of it (Ezra Miller, needless ties to Batman) are just the cherry on top.

Given the franchise has been declining since its peak in 2014, this unlikely upswing is—-again—-proof that if you make something people want to see, they will show up. And people who like Transformers showed up this more than they did for the last.

Damn. Show me on the Funko Pop where Gal Godot hurt you to justify how salty (pun intended) you are about this.

I’m saying what I said before: it’s an example that people will get up and go out to see something if they really want to regardless of streaming.

Well, it’s the best opening of a Transforners film in nearly a decade so it is indicative of people turning out for something that genuinely has their interest.

The success of Spider-Man, Transformers, Guardians of The Galaxy and a few other films shows that’s not the reason. People will turn out for films they genuinely want to see. They just didn’t want to see this. It’s got very little to do with streaming.

Hell, since her death is the motivation for 18 y.o. Barry to start his kinda sorta road to villainy, you could even argue she’s bona fide fridged.

“This time, Barry moved the tomatoes to the top shelf...”

It’s literally not been used since he and Lois married which happened almost 30 years ago which means Gen Z has never known it and neither have some Millennials. And in the last decade he’s revealed his secret identity to the public twice (there was a reboot in between).

Ron DeSantis could give this speech word-for-fucking-word to justify his actions and he wouldn’t have to change a word. And that’s why it’s shit.