gah. i can’t read, apparently. sorry!

If you haven’t seen the episode of “Monkey Dust” where they make fun (?) of him, find it on Hulu now.

They should have thrown Divine Brown in, just for funzies.

Trump is one of those monkeys at the zoo that throw their poop at you when you make eye contact with them.

Honestly, I doubt that he’s malingering.

She absolutely should have.

Not sure how I feel about this. He does have outbursts in court and has delusions.

Jesus Christ. I hate Donald Trump with the fury of a thousand suns, and far worse than that, I am growing to hate a large portion of my country for the fact that it’s even within the realm of possibility that he could lead the nation. I realize that the polls have Clinton firmly in the lead, I realize that his chances…

The Secret Service...had to protect a reporter...FROM A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND HIS CROWD. I just....

I read the headline and my jaw dropped, but then my first thought was, “Well, at least he didn’t murder her to stop her from going.” And then i felt sad that I think calling in a bomb threat on your girlfriend is rather mild on the scale of awful things abusive men do to their wives/girlfriends.

Then I read the…

i’ve never heard this joke before but I FRIGGIN LOVE IT.

Hey, at least he didn’t straight up kill her like a lot of jealous boyfriends! He’s practically a gentleman!

A drug bomb. Kind of like a pinata.

To everyone saying things like “they belong together” and otherwise criticizing the unnamed woman for getting back with him:

Maybe he just meant that his girl was *the bomb*

The “it’s just jealousy” part irks me.

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Correction: white men. No judge has ever had a problem ruining a young black male’s life no matter the crime.

Pictured: Rapist