The new TS6 record will just show up overnight on everyone’s iPhone7 and the circle of hate will be complete.

This kid is very stunted emotionally and he's mistaking simple kindness and parental love for sexual attraction. I feel bad for them both. This whole concept of GSA is super confusing and troubling.

Bethany Frankel is the most unnecessary asshole of ALL TIME.

I will watch the shit out of this.

OTOH, he seems to be doing exceptionally well as an adult with microcephaly.

All he needs is a nice hat

Marco Rubio is a gorram well dressed Reaver.

I watched live* last night and was taken aback at the amount of time AND speculation they were spending on her husband, his coaching, and their relationship. And then to credit him with her victory and for ‘saving’ her from herself was just gross.

Yeah, that was pretty bad. Unfortunately that was only a 4.3 on the 10-point scale of messed-up shit you will hear about female athletes at the olympics in 2016.

I was travelling with my 11 year old daughter on a transatlantic cruise following a trip to London, and “All About Eve” came on the stateroom TV. “My favorite movie!” she gasped.

I’m Brenda Leigh Johnson and I’m here from major crimes to investigate WHY ARE SPORTS SO BORIN’???*

If that were true, the ratings for Rio wouldn’t already be cratering. Also, it’s bullshit.

I don’t watch sports and I’m a woman. Seriously, why are sports events even aired on network tv. They interrupt my reruns of The Closer and Bones. I’m being completely non-ironic here.

If it’s any consolation here in Canada we have a sports/study program so athletes often get to go to school for much longer than most people could afford to and eventually get Master’s degrees or two undergrad degrees.

My mother-in-law called me way too early this morning to ask if I was watching the opening ceremony - I said no, and she asked why I hated our country. I love the olympics :)

It’s also worth considering that when it comes to all-natural, all-organic farming, a lot of food is lost before it even gets out of the field. Organic fertilizers, which can cause just as much hazardous runoff as non-organic ones, often have less than stellar results. In addition, going pesticide-free means that…

Mother of Pearl, I will never get those four years of my life back.

Are you guys trying to insert yourselves into the vegan YouTube drama? Because if so I’m here for it.

It’s wonderful when reality knocks a Duggar off their high horse.

I am volunteering to be the official Jezebel Duggar Reporter. I am way too obsessed with them and I need an outlet for my crazy. It can be a weekly feature on dirtbag- The Dirty Duggars: What will we dig up next!