guys i am for real concerned that he didn’t know that a whole world lay beyond the US until like 2 months ago

George Zimmerman was neighborhood watch, so I’d vote no on that.

If you have mentally ill relatives, particularly ones who are coherent at times, this is the sort of thing you need to discuss with them. I’m white, but my mother has already promised unless I’m a real threat to someone else’s safety she will never call the police for fear they’ll kill me when I’m not in a coherent…

“I called you to help me but you killed my brother.”

Have you read ‘the Terror’ by Dan Simmons? It’s about the Erebus and Terror. An amazing read. Also well researched. Highly recommend:

Just turned 47. I’m feeling ya bro.

My thoughts as well. It’s like, let me get this straight; in order to prevent a patriarchal system from dictating what women can wear, you’re dictating and enforcing what women can wear, through the patriarchal system of law? There’s absolutely nothing feminist about this. It’s harassment and persecution from the…

Ugh, I have no patience for the the feminists who are pro this ban. It’s as not okay to force a woman out of certain clothes as it is into them. And also, it won’t work. Make it so that I can only go swimming if I’m dressed not to my religious standards and I just won’t go swimming.

Hey now guy, we have like..... maybe 3 GOOD places to eat not named Stake’n Shake in this fine city.

Classic as always.

Was there ever an oral history done of the Jezebel/Deadspin staffer swap?

I swear to God every once in a while I will look up this Tweet and stare at it on my phone and it makes me feel so, so much better.

He’s heading towards the full Rourke.

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

When you lie you make baby jesus sad.

A friend of mine in college described a weekend festival she attended by saying everything was harmonious and people were dressed like fairies. There were children and beauty and she figured out the meaning of life. I asked her if she had been shrooming all weekend and she couldn’t believe I guessed correctly.

She plagiarized Michelle Obama and rickrolled the RNC. I’m convinced that her speech writer is a 100% Grade A Troll. And I love them.

I’ll do a post!

I call so much bullshit on this.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?