Next time, key that shit and blame the tow company.  You’ll feel a lot blacker.

Well, I’m sure any woman of size would claim the lesbian route after meeting such a fine specimen as yourself.

The divorce isn’t final.

I have never in my life hated anyone enough to call them “the individual”.

Carol Channing

I mean, he light-skinn’ed...

He would only call her “the individual,” which is an ancient phrase from the Mulatto language that roughly translates to “that motherfucker.”

Nope. He could make them literally eat shit on camera, like some fetishized combination of Fear Factor and The Apprentice, and they would still be lining up to give him fanboy coverage.

I literally feel like I am going to vomit. This is so not okay it is not even funny. I lack the words for how chilling this is. Seriously.

I think it would be more surprising if he didn’t.

How the fuck is this happening. how the fuck is this guy the elected president. I want out. Where is out???

A second participant affirmed this and said the journalists spoke with Trump about the importance of the “press pool,” a small group of journalists that traditionally travels with the president.

I have news for you - a coup is happening right now

Right? Like he’s gotta realize by now that any bad press he gets just fuels his support from the fucking cretins that helped get him elected (but also, importantly, it exposes his disgustingness and ignites action in those who oppose him).

i want gawker back :-(

He is starting to intimidate them by denying the press pool access to him. This meeting is to further intimidate the media to bend to his will. He doesnt want the media to criticize his actions. This is a fucking call to arms for any and everyone who respects free press. This is a direct threat.

My 3 year old niece once came out of the bathroom and told me that her butt hurt. I said, “Your butt hurts? Why does it hurt?” I think thinking she was constipated or something. She told me, “I have a TI in my butt.” I was trying to question her when my sister in law came into the room and I explained to her what was…

lol yeah sometimes i will forget i take one and am like OMG WHY IS MY PEE ORANGE

“There’s no better form of protection against sexually transmitted diseases, particularly AIDS, than the monogamous family—a heterosexual family, it must be emphasized—that rests on loyalty.

My guess? The people at the top of the heroin industry are good friends of the government.