Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?

We once had the police come to our apartment. They said they had a call from a neighbor concerned their might have been a domestic violence situation. My wife and I invited them in and we explained the situation. I was wearing an old Halloween mask and chasing my kids through the house and pouncing on them and…

Same! When I listened to my neighbor beat his wife in front of their four kids in a one bedroom apartment, that was IT!

Cops are being called, end of discussion.

95% of the time I see them outside they seem like a happy family.

Screw those people. $20k for a boring bag? Feh.

She didn't actually agree, she was abused into agreeing. That is different.

I finished binge watching Grey's two weeks ago, and Meredith and Cristina's relationship will always be one of the best aspects of the show. I don't think the show will be the same with Yang's absence, no matter how much I love Alex and Meredith's friendship.

If it can't hold two basic paperbacks along with my wallet and keys and bus pass and rollup shopping bag and hairbrush and Excedrin bottle and change purse and crap IT'S TOO SMALL.

Grey's Anatomy is like an old friend... It has come and gone into my life many times but I know it's always there if I need another reason to drink wine on a Thursday night.

Happy birthday! You can have this t-shirt bedazzled with rhinestones:

They're SO fucking ugly. But they're expensive and "exclusive," so shallow rich people absolutely must have them.

I like the stiffness. (That's what she said.) Even to the point of briefcasey, I like a stiff bag. I have a sweet ass vintage dark green LV briefcase from the 70's that's the perfect stiffness and is great for making sure my laptop doesn't get banged around too much or tipped over while stored with my other myriad…

I do not understand this. When you change your pad, you use the new pad's wrapper to wrap the used pad. WTF. Also I keep a few pieces of junk paper (like from old grocery store ads) to wrap the last pad.

I just think that these bags are objectively uninspired. Birkin and Kelly bags are the ultimate status symbol - people want them for their cache alone, not for their aesthetic appeal. It puts you in a very small club of people who can afford to buy one. I'm not necessarily judging the person spending their money on…

Jesus, and I feel ridiculous for coveting a 1k baby Louis V.

My mother has a hierarchy. "Troglodyte" for run-of-the-mill assholery, "Knuckle-dragging troglodyte" for upping the ante, and in truly extreme situations, "mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging troglodyte". The woman is a gift.

NO. STOP IT, OH MY GOD. I am so, so glad (once again) that I live alone.

Letter Writer #1 makes me want to fucking SCREAM. It's bad enough running into that (literally running into it, with your bare ass) in public restrooms, but in your HOME? What fucking year is this? How fucking old are you and what's the last grade you completed? How are you so convinced you're going to get some kind…

sexual harassment doesn't happen unless another white man is there to see it.