Time to bust out a new burner name: TheonGreycommentJoy.

If Jezebel needs help zapping the spammers, I'd be willing to volunteer. Anything to knock these jerks out.

To be fair, given how many truly atrocious vampire movies there have been, chances are he's not the worst vampire ever, so I really should have said he was "ONE of the worst vampires ever".

Is a pap smear required?

*sits back in her chair, gobsmacked* What? WHAT? I can't... are they seriously... WHAT?

What can a virgin teacher teach a class that a sexually active one can't? How to be a Virgin Sacrifice 101?

I kinda want to say fuck this movie, but Aaliyah was great in it.

There really is no justice in the world. One of the most charismatic vampires ever dies so young and the worst vampire ever (Tom Cruise) lives forever.

It was an absolutely horrible film, but when Aaliyah was onscreen, you could not take your eyes off of her. She had an amazing charisma.

I was like, what's the famous verse in Acts 29, why isn't that ringing any bells? Off to the Google ... It's because there are 28 chapters in Acts. The 29th Chapter is apparently this dude's ministry. Douchebro braggadocio wrapped in livid misogyny is the obvious next step for any good Apostle. I don't know why that…

As someone of faith (I know, it's rare. It's a freaking Jesus unicorn) I have to say I'm SO ecstatic to see Driscoll forced out. This guy was an embarrassment and incredibly dangerous to so many people that crossed his path. Good on Acts 29 for removing him.

1. If you ever said puppies are better than cats

1. If I ever offered you a bite of my sandwich and you refused.

Do we share a news feed?

First - THIS.

I can assure you the bride...

Pretty much. I find women that are about to get married suddenly get a very high opinion of themselves. Like "You should be fucking lucky that I invited you to my mediocre wedding with no open bar". Ahahahaha. No thanks, I can think of 100 things better than adding to Bridezilla's ego.

This bride is delusional if she thinks any of these friends give a shit in the first place.

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

Oddly enough, I am working through Bonfire at the moment and am having the EXACT same thought. I am sure it bite harder and sharper on the satire in the 80s, but it seems so outdated and boorish in its treatment of the characters. And non-white characters are props. No more important or capable of agency than the…