Looking at Coco's body makes me unable to tell the difference between the verbs "to be" and "to do." I definitely want one of those things.

This, exactly. I never understood why Cuaron got so much praise for his adaptation. Stylistically it wasn't even that great. They took my favorite book and made into what is easily my least favorite movie (although I pretty much hate all of them). The PoA movie was just a mess.

Agreed x1000. I really hated this movie, and left it feeling really confused and angry.

The Bonfire of the Vanities

Faramir being weak to pull of The Ring. They added 30 useless minutes of run-time with Faramir holding Sam and Frodo, and also destroyed his ONE defining characteristic, that he was BETTER and STRONGER than his brother, and therefore more worthy to be king.

Everybody else I know seemed to think Cuaron had done a great job with this, but I squirmed uncomfortably all the way through. It wasn't just the taking off of the robes, the rearranging of Hogwarts, the sexualizing of Hermione, and the incredibly foreshortened plot: for me, it was the cutting of so much of the…

Best news story of 2013 was Guy Fieri getting into a fistfight with his hairdresser.

The disturbing thing is I honestly can't tell if this is sarcasm or real...

Nor do I. A creative imagination is a good thing if your a artist( I am ) but can be a seriously bad thing, when actively chemically induced. Life is weird enough

Ugh, that Lil' Debbie tweet makes me sad.

Aw, the second guys little smile while watching it? Adorable.

I. LOVE. THIS. Honestly. I love them, and I love Jimmy Fallon, they all just seem so genuinely.....genuine.

THAT'S. AWESOME.

Whether Bieber just kissed on /felt up /or straight hooked up with Kerr is irrelevant. If you talk to another man about how you fucked his baby mama, you should expect to get punched in the face. Simple as that. The kid needs to learn how the world works and Bloom is a good guy for taking on that job to teach him the…

Ick, if Miranda Kerr touched JB with a barge pole (especially after OB), I would instantly be extremely disappointed in her. Michael Jordan style;

Aragorn: "Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?"

Dude, unnecessary. Let's get rid of fucking Alabama.

It's foolish to give up Washington. Seattle is a mini Silicon Valley, and the state is full of culture, beautiful forest, and Democrats. We should unload the shitty states, not the nice ones. You're fired as negotiator.

In the UK fosters and adoptions are filtered by race, people of the same race are given priority although there is no hard rule. I am glad the fertility clinic made this move however I think its important to note it takes a lot more than just "love" to grow up black with white parents in a white community or visa…