I had no idea she played drums. Thank you for sharing that!

Stacey Dash is SO beautiful and her age is unbelievable, for sure, but I just can't get past her weird political conservatism.

Black don't crack, honey. Although to be honest, she used to be a lot blacker:

I think Karen Carpenter needs to be given credit as an excellent drummer, which is what she always wanted to be, and would have been if Richard could sing. Apparently her mother never could admit Karen was Richard's equal in musical talent, and that drove her demons.

Him and Emilia Clarke are sooooo boring. So beautiful yet so boring.

Karen Carpenter's isolated vocal tracks. Her voice, it cuts right through me. Makes me want to cry and laugh, just feel everything all at once.

Resting bitch face is real.

Yep, this comparison made me smile so hard. Apparently he used Alfie Allen (as Theon) as a model too.

The only explanation for Jason Biggs.....

"Kit Harington, the pretty little Caravaggio model"

His Proactiv turned his hair white.

What? I get calling and apologizing for things you both know happened, but why the hell would you call someone to let them know about new bad things they had no idea about? That's super screwed.

I know it's barf. Total barf. Didn't work for Mark McGrath, doesn't work for anybody. NOT ANBODY. Except maybe Tilda Swinton. BUT SHE'S NOT A MEGA DOUCHE!

Ugh.

Ugh.

Oh, man. Edibles. I had a journey alright. A journey of lost love, challenging stairs, and the solace of watching the Winter Olympics.

My ex is....a horrible person. We had been having a horrible fight, and decided to drive to the store to get coffee to mix with the cheap vodka we'd gotten from my roommate. He gets out of the car at the gas station and runs into some guy he knows. After what seems like forever, he gets back in the car and says, okay,…

Sometimes when I smoke weed, I hallucinate that I go into hell and meet the actual devil and he threatens to keep my soul for all of eternity. It is very un-chill. The last time I attempted to get high, in my sophomore year of college, I was passed the eff out and my friend was trying to help me, and she later told me…