Got engaged. Not married. This is the second time the same mistake's been made lately. Did you read the link?

No, I'm definitely not antsy about this because MY HEART JUMPED INTO MY MOUTH at the idea of James Blunt mellowing. He is such a huge, brilliant bitch on Twitter. I love him an extreme amount.

The fact you had no idea about those things until Jezebel cribbed the Village Voice piece is a sign that Jezebel had not been living up to its claim that they are a feminist publication. Jim DeRogatis' has been writing and talking about R. Kelly for years and many people had called attention to his work in the…

And bravo.

Some of us never had R Kelly amnesia.

That piece did a great job of laying out what we always must remember about R. Kelly, yes, but Jezebel's own participation in the amnesia was presented in one sentence which could best be summed up as "well, everyone did it." The author of that piece said she was ashamed of her own flippancy, but she didn't really…

Yeah, so I just read that incredible interview with the guy that broke the story about R. Kelly, and I have to say: It has baffled me for so long why R. Kelly got away with all that he did. It was absolutely awful. He should have been jailed, he should have been ostracized, he should have never been given a single…

For the ones who don't know, this is a young Wanda Ventham:

I'm white and I want to tag this shit #SolidarityIsForWhiteWomen

Ani DiFranco's non-apology is one of the shittiest I've read in a LONG time - she's like the poster-child for terrible white feminism. Her basic point can be boiled down to "black feminists complained in a way that made me uncomfortable and that's not ok, and terrible things happened everywhere so I can't be expected…

You are my personal heroine. I absolutely loathe the word cunt personally (which is saying a lot, because I love words in general), so if I ever use it to describe someone...it's really bad. Not because I think female genitalia is bad (I love mine), but because I think it's such a disgusting way to refer to my awesome…

Unfortunately whether you are getting tired of it or not, you are wrong. Calling someone a cunt is misogynistic, the worst insults in our language are gendered. It's considered worse to be called a cunt or a pussy than it is to be called a dick or a cock. In fact the only insults that equate to the level of insults…

As a creative it's hurtful when someone knocks your work for seemingly no reason. I've called people out on it too.

BECAUSE THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS IS STUFFFFFFF! UPS ruined xmas because people had to get more useless crap on the 26th! A box of lego's totally expires if it is not opened on xmas morning! Whahhhhhwahhhwahhh! #firstworldproblems

I really like this interpretation of Storm. It may not be terribly faithful to the comics, but it's worlds better than Halle Berry's soulless take on the role (IMO, that was criminally poor miscasting).

To be fair, Joan Rivers is also the first to mention Joan Rivers' shitty plastic surgery in any possible context.

Beiber needed more time to pursue his true calling, banging South American prostitutes while shouting "Who looks like a lesbian now!" and furiously sobbing.

Courtney's new man is kind of an upgrade. Buuuuuuuuut if I were to EVER date a man in his 50's, he would have to look as handsome as this:

What a tragedy that sarcasm flies right over your head like that.

SHE SAID SHE READ ALL OF THEM THAT WAS A GOTCHA QUESTION SHE JUST DIDN'T WANT TO APPEAR TO FAVOR ONE PUBLICATION OVER ANOTHER SHE READS ALL OF THEM SHE IS JUST ALWAYS READING EVERYTHING WHY ARE YOU SO JUDGMENTAL?

But...how will they know?