I'd like to think I had better options than a 75 year old man with a reputation of ill-repute. I'm her age, I'm pretty, I date men who are almost exclusively 35+, but you couldn't pay me to get into bed with a geriatric dude.

Nearly 30 here, still prefer pads and always will.

I never got into the habit of using tampons when I was a teenager because I read the package insert and freaked the fuck out over the idea of Toxic Shock Syndrome.

This shit is scary. DIVA CUP FOR LIFE. I can't WAIT to teach my teenager how to use one (she just got her first period). http://divacup.com/products/the-d…

Yup. Cobble together a bunch of lazy stereotypes, and then end with a condescending pat on the head.

As a fellow person from the South I was not shocked by Phil Robertson's comments, but I did find them abhorrent, and I find this article to be insulting as well. Maybe not as bad as Duck Dynasty, but still pretty bad.

Look: he's a handsome and charming devil. So I will go for that if it's possible. But I bet he tells ME I'm a good kisser. This is proper machismo in 2013.

Graydon, despite being portrayed once by JEFF BRIDGES (hallowed be his name), seems to be a bit of a star-humper.

Vanity Fair has succeeded on two fronts: Ensuring that I'll continue to never buy one of their magazines, and making me dislike Paltrow more than I did before...because you know she's walking away from this with an ego bigger than ever. I expect she'll create a recipe called Vanity Fair Humble Pie and it will contain…

Am I the only one who is disappointed Vanity Fair backed down? I couldn't wait to buy the magazine and see what had Gwyneth in such a tizzy. It seemed like there was something that she really didn't want to come out.

Probably because most parents would try a few backup plans before going to infanticide.

That could be the worst photo of anyone I've ever seen. She looks deranged and evil and I'm afraid the photo will suck my soul through the computer screen if I look at it for too long

I will never understand how anyone thinks that shade of Tori Spelling blond is a good look, unless it's at least close to your own color. I don't normally hate on women's looks, but holy fuck is that wrong. On so many levels.

Whoah, there was no need to call LeAnn Rimes "batshit loonballs" that seems a bit hypocritical coming from the site sternly against victim blaming. Poor taste Jez

Literally nobody cares about her drug use. The press may seem to have ignored the fact that she was a victim of domestic abuse (though not as much as you'd think), but the general public haven't.

She's lost not one sponsorship, one deal or one show. In fact she's signed to do more. This is not going to affect her…

my Christmas wish is for Nigella to come over, smoke a bowl with me, and then we cook something together!

Are you kidding? If anything, this circus will actually help her breakthrough in the US. I certainly had no idea who she was before the trial. And now she's got a compelling story to go with that beautiful, made-for-TV face. She'll be just fine.

Obligatory picture is obligatory.

I said this elsewhere, but Phil Robertson came to my hometown earlier this year and said the most offensive things about gays and feminists. I think there was a really crude hunting analogy in there involving abortion, but I can't remember specifics. Naturally, the people in the crowd ate it up and loved how he talked…