I have one of these. My father has a BGE.

I have one of these. My father has a BGE.

Indiana Jones: “Do you have a picture of that guy. For some reason, I have a feeling I’ve met him. Swell guy. Not a big fan of the whole shirtless and Nazi thing, but I liked his mustache. Last I heard, he had a shaving accident.”

This is some good Kinja.

Sometime in the early 2000's, Boeing decided to de-emphasize safety and adopt a new corporate policy of culling the herd.

Declan nailed it. I’ll add—because there also aren’t a lot of meshes that can take a hit that hard without breaking, in which case now the protective mesh becomes a FOD risk itself (Foreign Object Damage — yes, I know it’s an awesome band name).

In my youth, I, too, liked the smell of coffee, but not the taste. But I loved coffee ice cream and coffee candies.

I love Fireball. And Sambuca.

Just don’t bring your cat on that hunt

It’s artisanal. It’s got what Trustifarians crave.

Dude was actually late to his own funeral...

There is no bottom for this scum. They’ll just dynamite bedrock and keep going.

I was truly hoping this was going to end with you telling that girl that it wouldn’t be free if she just gave it to you.

A boy scout once ate wampum I gave him to keep. It is a purple and white shell. He figured out it wasn’t food. I gave him another piece to keep.

I guess they got their kicks below the waistline.

Are you inside my brain?

It took me way too long to realize you didn’t mean that the brother had just gotten a job at Marshall’s. I was like, “Who throws a fucking party for that?”

She should make a huge announcement of her pregnancy. Tell everyone she is only a few weeks along and couldn’t wait to tell everyone. A couple of hours later grab her tummy and run to the bathroom. Come back clink the glasses and tell everyone she miscarried.

I usually say, “I’m really interested in your car” because if they say, “What’s a car?” then it’s like boom nailed your ass I’m not going over asking price by a single cent.