If you think Taiwan is a culinary desert, there is no plumbing the depths of your idiocy. Some of the best food in the world is in Taiwan. A bento place that doesn’t even try in Taiwan is worlds better than Subway, with choices of vegetables, meats, sauces and flavors that Subway could never hope to emulate. If you’re…

Did you just call the land of garage fried deliciousness every morning and beef noodle soup a culinary desert? Or are you just a crazy white person who doesn’t dine on delicious youtiao and delicious spicy beef filled wontons (not shitty wonton chips mind you) in the morning? I shit you not I had breakfast at some…

This is what kills me about these “Christian” business owners. A photographer/baker/florist/DJ/venue/caterer could easily avoid booking a gay wedding* or whatever else makes them feel morally uncomfortable (ugh)—EASILY—by just saying “Sorry, looks like we’re already booked that weekend.” Done. That would be the end of…

Ah, Forxcalibur. Alas, many a man has tried to free that fork from within the enchanted block of parmesan, but all that have gone North to this garden of olives have never been seen again.

The lady in the Olive Garden lake of marinara sauce has to choose you, then you have to pull a pasta fork from a block of extra hard cheese.

See, that's why buffalo wings are so inexpensive. Each buffalo has hundreds and hundreds of those little wings to lift up its big heavy body, so a single buffalo supplies an entire busy restaurant for a night.

I have a suggestion. Along with banning children who are unvaccinated for anything other than a medical reason from public schools and child care facilities (private facilities can make their own determination about allowing unvaccinated children, which will likely influence the success of their business), insurance…

Apart from children raised in a Scientology household (shudder), I really don't know how anyone is dumb enough to get suckered into a scam that is this transparently inane and phony.

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.