HEY BABY hahahaha

Actually, that’s from 2004's For What It’s Worth, not Killing Them Softly.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

you would absolutely die if you jumped into a pool of whisky. or at least, it would super fuck you up. Distilled alcohol doesn’t allow you to be as buoyant, so you’d have to fight really hard just to get out. Also, the fumes and intensity of it would probably intoxicate you, choke you, and sting your eyes and throat…

Austin Seferian-Jenkins: I look at this as a new start for me [I’M SUSPENDED]. It’s humbling to come out of the University of Washington as a highly ranked tight end [LIKE JERRAMY STEVENS] and not be successful in Tampa [LIKE JERRAMY STEVENS]. I made some youthful mistakes [LIKE JERRAMY STEVENS] and I know I don’t…

You can just say New York.

It’s us. We’re the hat.

Ya, I agree it sucks that the Sonics moved (I hate it when any team, especially one with a long legacy, is relocated).

First off, since this is a custody case, not a divorce case alimony would not be considered, that would have happened during the actual divorce. Secondly, he currently has custody of the kids, so if child support is being paid, she is paying him. This is about getting children away from this maniac not someone…

The image implies that the best way to understand snooker is to sarcastically riff on it with your two robot friends.

My brother is on a quest to see if you can take a chicken into the final battle with Ganon, and if so, to see if you can whittle Ganon down, then trick him into striking the chicken and letting the chicken strike the final blow against him.

I have to disagree with you coach. True championship pee is Burnt Orange.

The Lakers decided to win a few games in the hopes of increasing the odds of losing their pick, and thus reducing the odds of having to fucking deal with Lavar Ball for the next 5 years.

protest pro-tip: don’t forget to bring a cooler full of pepsi products.

Just-retired Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo will be sitting on the Dallas Mavericks’ bench tonight, in full uniform

I have never, and never will understand why people who don’t understand speed running need to tell everyone about it on every speedrun article.

Jesus Christ, don’t crucify the poor guy.