Yeah they got it backwards. Second-worst record gives them a 55.8% chance of keeping their pick, third-worst record gives them a 46.9% chance of doing so.

Colon No Match for Anal Power

What a dummy. Everyone knows its the Heat.

my last job was cum analyst

Kotaku has a “no junket” policy and does not accept travel from the people we cover. When we go to publisher/developer events, we pay for our own flights and accommodations.

It’s interesting Clover saw it this way, because I always saw the inclusion of Alyssa’s girlfriend in the last scene as a very clear indication that Alyssa and Holden are over. They could have really loved each other, but he was a giant manbaby about her past and she doesn’t trust him to *ever* get over it, so yeah.…

This comment will almost certainly be underappreciated, but I wanted to say thank you and +1

Can’t imagine why...

I agree and had a similar situation happen to me. Only it involved the chastity belt I made my GF wear. She dumped me for a locksmith.

I’m sure everyone will just make fun of Pence but there’s more truth here than you might think. I told my girlfriend she couldn’t ever have dinner at a restaurant with another man or even talk to one outside of work and what ended up happening? She left me for someone else so, you know, pretty clearly I was on to…

Pretty much

I was so close to consigning her existence to the dustbin of my memory, too!

Brother Seamus!

This man speaks the truth on S&V chips.

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Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

I went back and forth on this one due to copyright fears but it’s good as hell either way:

This is Deadspin. Poop is never TMI.

No one in Texas hates Arkansas. Most hate is reserved for Oklahoma. You know why Texas will never fall into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks.