Elvis always has good walkup music. This was his a few seasons ago:

Given that this show is created by Rob Thomas, but not the Matchbox 20 Rob Thomas, maybe it’s the OTHER athlete named Karim Abdul-Jabbar too?

Well, one good thing about Donald Trump is that since he became president, the Dead Letters have been even better than usual.

More like “sitting at home while black”

This makes as much sense as anything else. The shofar feels incredibly out of place, but maybe less so at a Jewish Lesbian cookout.

I guess there’s a specific type of white lady who complains about the rap lyrics their children listen to. 

Reminds me of Kevin Smith talking about the (failed) Superman movie he was working on where he talks about Jon Peters getting his start in the business as Barbara Streisand’s hairdresser and eventually becoming a big shot producer because “in Hollywood, you just kinda fail upwards”.

Women called putas are “bitches,” guys are “asshole” or “piece of shit”

Tite

It’s probably been 14 years since I’ve played, but isn’t this the WoW loot color tiers? Gray -> White -> Green -> Blue -> Purple -> Orange/Yellow is how theirs went, IIRC. Not sure if this is the first game to use this sort of tiering system, however, it’s certainly one of the earliest very mainstream games to use…

EA Access has done this if you are okay getting the games 6 months late. 30 dollars a year for basically every EA game, 6-12 months after they are released. The sports games are the primary selling point of the package.

Cut Jeb some slack, his mom just died.

The Mavs are eliminated because, as already stated, they lost 12 of their last 14 (including turning a 10 point halftime lead into a 27 point loss to the Suns in the last game of the season), and also because this doesn’t sound like Mark Cuban at all.

Just because he someone is willing to stick their dick into someone from another race doesn’t mean they are not a racist. See: Sterling, Donald; Jefferson, Thomas; Thurmond, Strom

As a Mavs fan who has been subjected to entirely too much JJ Barea for the better part of the past decade, I do not believe his listed height.

I’ve seen BBB gear in the wild once. It was a BBB hoodie worn by an 11 year old white kid walking out of a Whole Foods in the Dallas suburbs.

At least it’ll be a first round exit that reminds us all that the Kim fucking Anderson era is over at last.

Anyone who prefers the window to an aisle seat is not tall. Getting an aisle seat is the only way to get the slightest bit of extra room on a plane. You just need to be careful so you don’t get owned by the drink cart when it goes by.

Holy shit this is a great set, but of the Solo toys announced today, it’s hard to top the new Lando:

That’s not that impressive either. Imagine if he did hit Master Prestige in actual WW2, now THAT’s impressive.