I liked Kanye better when he thought he was God.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

REBUILD THE WALL

I’m allergic to penicillin.

Addendum: The JEMELE HILL email is better if you see the formatting.

there are like maybe 200 reviews on the internet by people who are Not Superfans. you could try reading one of those! i thought i’d write something different.

I came for this and here is your star.

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

I can’t look at that photo without my fingers involuntarily making a squeezing motion. Please let me pop it. I WANT TO POP IT!

The  shofar makes this even more hilarious to me. I’m pretty sure that’s what she used to make the elephant trumpet sound effect. Also, I’m pretty sure she’s wearing just old lady jeans and a flowered shirt, not scrubs. The whole package is incredible, she’s hilarious, and she killed it.

Game news aside, the only small person involved in the thread is is this idiot using words like “midget.”

“And don’t get me started about how many of them ended up battered.”

ohhhh, i get it now! you’re one of those people who thinks that just because something is appealing to a wide market of people that it’s inherently bad. I just thought it was an issue of personal taste and we could’ve left it there but it turns out you’re one of those “this band was so much better before everyone…

everyone has game genres and specific games that just don’t grab them or click for them. I’m personally that way with JRPGs. i’ve just reached the conclusion that they’re not for me but i also don’t go around shit talking comment threads of articles about JRPGs because i have nothing to add to the discussion except…

If my access is predicated solely on whether or not I say nice things about a developer or publisher, that access is not worth it. My job isn’t to say what they want. It’s to be honest with all of you.

jeffvanthirsty.

Billy Price is like Jamie Foxx in “Booty Call,” then?

“he looks like a fucking hypeman from a Jake Paul video.”

Rondo and Holiday are soundly outplaying Dame and McCollum. Lillard’s been particularly bammer, to the point I’ve been wondering if he’s injured or if his dog died or something. Zach Collins has been way more effective and he looks like a fucking hypeman from a Jake Paul video.