Luger? More like WINNER, amirite?

Followed by:

As far as I can tell, the only purpose of this series is to make Tim feel cool for providing a gif or picture with no context that like 5 people will get, and they can all smell each other’s farts and feel superior because they have nothing going on in life outside of understanding extremely obscure internet…

The gif that keeps on giving in layers of creepiness.

But I play bass for “Insufferable Crypto Preachers”! We’re playing the Dallas/Fort Worth VFW next Thursday!

I’ll confess that I’m an old, but when I saw this guy’s name and face start to pop up in advertisements and as a guest on some YouTube channels I subscribe to, I had no idea who the fuck he was. All I know is that it hurts me, deep in the shriveled black nubbin I call a soul, to look at him. Like, his face makes me…

The “OK” knocked me out. It has to be the the step child of “I said what I said” This child is COMPLETELY unbothered by his teacher. It’s fabulous. And I have been trying to find a way to articulate what my mood for 2018 is and this child found it for me.

“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”

That was indeed a positively cracking load, good for six nutsos, which as we cricket experts know, is good enough for two-and-three-thirds of a precariousness.

“Kept a foot on their nut and just kept pushing.”
“Go on...” -Rex Ryan

Snowpiercer in space.

Weirdly, out of everything, I think my favorite part of the video is “discoteca.”

It’s not just a small market,

Look I’m not saying Jim Harbaugh doesn’t deserve to be on this list, but Jim Harbaugh really had himself a crazy year. It’d be dumb to count out Jim Harbaugh though, don’t sleep on him!

I had that problem (not being able to clean, as opposed to cockroach infestation) with a Delonghi coffee maker. After a few months, just couldn’t get a good cup out of it....always some residual bitter funk to each pot. Tossed it as a result and will forever prioritize being able to disassemble and clean each…