Carleton Ravens- not to be confused with the Carleton Knights who just lost to Cal Tech in basketball, a fact I found out by misgoogling mid-article and threw me for a loop.

Looks like the kind of guy that wouldn’t wear a belt. No class.

Looks like fraternal conjoined twins.

And a decent bat-flipper!

Babip, Pecota, Vorp and Eckstein. In that order.

I thought this problem was solved with “A Modest Proposal for Preventing Children of Poor People from being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and making them Beneficial to the Public”. (Eat them)

But Burneko told me Randle is Butt.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, that’s a cool ass beetle.

Candygram for Gronk!

Who is FreeDawkins and how does he have so much time to put highlights together?

Danilo: Anything you can do I can do better! I can do anything better than you.

Drew, you lost a lot of color in your face by the end.

Reading marathoninvestigation is a guilty pleasure of mine. So meaningless but I enjoy it.

Found some Weller 12 on the shelf yesterday at a local liquor store, they were wanting $60 for the 750. Can’t quite get onboard at that price.

You can try Buffalo Trace, a smooth bourbon for $20. Or Old Overholt rye for $15. I used to drink a lot of Old Crow in college, but I don’t recommend it!

And now that song is stuck in my head. Thank you.

I used to always go with my dad to wash his car at a car wash that gave change in Sacagawea dollars. I love those coins. 

He wrote that the puff of dust at the 9 second mark is not the rock breaking but actually climbing chalk from him slapping the rock.

This is art.

And then doing the course over again! Talk about a mental barrier.