Sick good, or sick bad?  Because Markelle Fultz would like a word.

It’s so absurd anyway. You can find servicepeople who support Kaepernick and those who don’t. It doesn’t matter; they’re just citizens. They aren’t the final arbiters of what is the “appropriate” way for other citizens to protest.

But I guess it’s easier to put veterans on a pedestal than it is to fix the VA, or for…

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

All right, kid, looks like you have to give the Baez ball back.

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

*Romper Room voice*
Hi, children. You wonderful, precious, galaxy-brained kids over here want to say the 36-26 team is five games ahead of the 31-31 team. You can say that. You can say they are five games ahead of the .500 team. We love you. You are safe and loved.

I disagree. The wedge salad is a very good salad but all salads are very good salads. Except the hideous Cobb. I enjoy the wedge salad and I will eat the wedge salad but I will only order the wedge salad so long as I will be eating something better shortly after. The wedge salad is good but has many problems.

FLA-VOR-FLAAAAV!

This is why nobody lives in Switzerland [8.3 million people], needlessly expensive. In America [325 million] a roll of duct tape is only $4. It’s called “economies of scale.”

It’s a little early in the day/week to be this drunk/stupid.

Burpees mean nothing. Why don’t people use all this energy on useful things, like loading hay or stacking canned food or pelting the vice presidential motorcade with eggs?

Mitch Hedberg already answered this.

WHAT THE...

“Two days after they were bounced out by Florida, Arkansas traveled to Nashville to play six games in one day against Tennessee State”

Boban has to buy q-tips actually shaped like a q to clean out those ears.

Construction Master Specification Division 31 - Earthwork

Umm, excuse me:

Go get ‘em, Aly! I hope others (literally) follow suit!

Clip didn’t show the overweight security guard chasing him.

I’m straight up stealing this from a reddit thread from yesterday...