Oh yeah, that A-Rod was just horrible as a Yankee. 54 WAR and 2 MVPs, he’s just like Kei Igawa.

Title IX violations and age discrimination? Looks like Albany is doubly at fault, so I guess the plaintiffs have a point.

i dont see why thers a federal case over adidas giving money its there money they can spend it howevre they want its a little thing called free speech as upheald by the supreme court i dont see how this site can defend this knee-taking busineess as free speech but not this i guess the nfl player so called protest fits…

“Reek eyed the hot dog. It was topped with yellow mustard, chopped white onions, bright green sweetpickle relish, a dill pickle spear, tomato slices or wedges, pickled sport peppers and a dash of celery salt. But not, thank the Many-Faced God, with ketchup. That obscenity would be too much to bear.”

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

“Sure beats sleeping with two fives.”

“me so thelioma”

Not sure what you’re referring to. Mostly just seeing this startling similarity for the first time.

I finally got past my dread of all the work that is required to switch banks and opened an account with a local credit union. Just waiting to confirm that direct deposite posts tomorrow and I will be heading into the nearest Wells to close my account. Excited for all the dumbfounded looks I will be getting!

Plenty of assholes out today who think their freshman Economics class makes them a expert on the subject.

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.

Here’s one more.

During that awesome Home Run Derby, and the new era of dingerball, I kept thinking to myself, “You know what would make this more fun? Math!”

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

They’re making a joke about criticism of Puig for vaguely defined character or behavioral faults and the conservatism of baseball’s conventional wisdom.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

HE LITERALLY GHOSTED HER!

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.