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Andy Van Pelt
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When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

There’s never been a supermodel lingerie party at my house. I own a PT Cruiser. Draw your own conclusions.

Fat jokes about Whitlock almost seem counter-productive at this point because there are so many truly awful things about him.

I’m gonna say the slightly obvious here, but Greg Howard did Deadspin and the world a great service by exposing this goddamn malicious phony for what he is.

Measured, reasoned and informative. All the things Whitlock is not.

No love for Nordy and his sick mullet?

69. Getting run over by the Racing Presidents

“Man remains unimpressed by movie about woman, directed by woman.”

These assholes keep out-assholing themselves!

Could also be Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump and Barron Trump to Ivanka

The ROC went on to say that Melnikova “has superb birthing hips that will be useful once her training schedule allows her to begin menstruating.”

and her boyfriend, Ross Mechanic

That’s the kind of call you see in a little league game right after the umpire comes back from an intensive weekend-long training course and wants to prove to everyone he knows all the rules now. Horrible.

YEAH BUT THINK OF THE EDUCATION THEY’RE RECEIVING