Oh honey, you were on the wrong side. Come to Orange Beach, AL or Rosemary Beach or Clearwater in Florida.

OK, now THIS is what makes America great, right here. 1. He’s got more scientific credentials than anyone in the 45* Administration. 2. He’s got an education and 3. is applying it for both fun and profit. 4. His name is really Dr. Leatherman.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

I HAVE THE SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME, EXCEPT THE TSA AGENT SAID I WOULDN’T FIT THROUGH THE NUDE SCANNER (OR ELSE THEY JUST DIDN’T WANT TO SEE WHAT I WAS PACKING) SO THEY BROUGHT ME OVER FOR A PAT DOWN. THEY SAID IT WAS OPTIONAL BUT I’M NOT A FUCKING TERRORIST AND I SAID IT WAS A PRIVILEGE TO TAKE PART IN THE SECURITY…

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

I have no comment on this, but I felt the need to share this article sharing set-up that kept tricking me: