How the hell has anyone not heard “Got To Get You Into My Life”?

People came out to see and were excited by Renteria and Conine and Sheffield and Hernandez in 1997.

“Slumps happen to even the best players, and should be forgiven, but there’s a difference between watching a guy repeatedly go 0-for while hitting the ball into the defense and watching a guy strike out multiple times per game.

Come on, you know how the old saying goes: You can’t break up unaccountable tech monopolies and forgive all student debt and make public colleges free and change the fundamental nature of corporate governance and stall the escalating affordable housing crisis and make politicians more accountable to voters rather…

Personally I’d try for something with more synergy… Like Stephen Miller-branded merkins!

Imagine losing your job for fucking up while discussing someone else losing their job for fucking up.

The cause is unclear, but the San Diego Union-Tribune reported yesterday that BCA had been missing lease payments to its Mexico-based signal operator for the station.

I was gonna support the NCAA but they were 5 miles beyond my care radius so the NCAA can go fuck itself.

“Have you ever been to a Greek bath?”

Are you kidding?  My cousin isn’t from Canada!

I appreciate pointing out the hypocrisy at play here, but this is a flavor of hot take I’m really fucking tired of. Can a tragedy just be a tragedy? Do we always have to justify our emotional responses to stuff like this by comparing it to other tragedies or excuse it by giving some explicit personal or familial…

Yeah, but Drew should probably stay away from pubs for a while...

reminder: dundon made his fortune from extortionate payday loans so you're a goblin if you're not rooting for him to ideally lose everything he has

This is really not a good look for MIT.

And I said exactly that: NPR does a better job than most American news outlets. But then again, being better than most American news outlets is like baking a cupcake that tastes better than a pile of fresh dog shit. It’s an incredibly low bar to clear. It’s a bar NPR should be clearing without noticing, not stumbling…

there’s always the next routine fly ball

I’ve been saying it for years. You just can’t play baseball AND the-ground-is-lava at the same time.

[whistles]

The Trump administration’s arguments against the deal were, characteristically, a lot harder to parse

No, that is “Me cago en la leche de madre”