He is also fucking illiterate, but he’s supposed to have a high-level job with a bunch of responsibility? Sounds about white.

A master Brewer knows when not to overdo the hops

One thing needs to be made abundantly clear to anyone working for any major company or corporation: despite what they claim, HR’s job is not to protect YOU, their job is to protect THE COMPANY. Seen through this lens, HR’s actions or inactions in a lot of these cases make sense: investigate whether there is evidence;…

Jesus christ! This crap just never ends. We get it. You just want to be a jerk to people and not face any repercussions. You’re all victims. Blah blah blah.

<putting flame suit on>

“Mea kulpa.”

Ketamine saved my life when I was wounded from a firefight in Helmand Province in July 2013. Its used by US military combat medics/PJ’s/ etc. to treat soldiers/marines/sailors wounded in combat, mostly when they are being medevac(k?)ed from the battlefield to the closest FOB (forward operating base). It’s safer than…

Impossible to achieve, but I do I feel the theoretical synergy of Zion going to Utah deserves mention.

I cried laughing. 

“exchanging post-win handshakes”

“Someone’s going to leak this to the media” says man who is looking into a news camera.

This one’s pretty good though:

Dearest Kayla,
I have one moment this morning to write to Let you that we were courageous and successful this night against the Columbia District Nationals & matters Seem to be a Little more Easy. The morrow will see batting practice again, though our Philadelphia nine remain unchallenged in battle yet this year.…

If only the shooter had been as accurate as Russ...

RIP, Nipsey.

In all fairness, he wasn’t going to shoot him.  He just didn’t have any poop to put in his sneakers.

My best tip: Don’t hang around with assholes.

He would have liked to laugh it all off, but he wasn’t abel.

You can pinpoint the moment where his heart breaks!

Sadly, we seem to be backed into a corner with respect to recourse. If you’ve packed your cabinet with folks who are uninterested in governance and are just in it for personal profit, they aren’t likely to go all 25th Amendment on Trump.

You’re missing another wonderful part of this story which was that she was that she was suspended after allegations she made against her boss that he endangered national security by breaking the law and flouting security procedures.