He who throws with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.

Oh sure, now everyone’s into sex-based suspensions. —Michael Hutchence

“Quit lookin’ at your stupid VORP spreadsheets and learn to grip a damn baseball, you fucking pansy.”

.00984% of the time it works every time.

Scary, but to be fair I hear Donovan McNabb’s unwanted advances are usually curtailed by his poor stamina and occasional need to throw up.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

Vote. Fucking vote. You have to fucking vote.

Fuck Roy Moore.

“I won’t open letterbombs for you.” -The Clash

Steel columns meant to come down clearly in place. 

You said it yourself: “Manning is a Hall of Famer—I think he shouldn’t be, and I also think he will be—it’ll be because he performed at his best on the biggest stages.”

I may get some shit for this opinion...but I think Eli was very underrated as an SNL host.

*Reads first 11 words of your post.*

Unfortunately, at least one of them did:

If there’s no grass on the field, play ball.

I can’t think of a more tasteful way to promote a Thanksgiving Day game featuring a team called the Redskins than to bring out a child rapist to make jokes about snapping his opponent’s leg. Go, NFL!

He deserves a second chance guys. NFL is known for giving second chances, think of Michael Vick, Adrian Peterson, Colin Kae...::checks earpiece:: ...Ezekiel Elliott...

And dozens of them are in the Wu-Tang Clan.

Interesting philosophy...

If only he had millions of dollars to fall back on