Kyrie Irving is an excellent example of how it’s sometimes a good idea not to listen to what someone says if you want to enjoy what they do.

it’s a name that embiggens my baseball fandom

last-place 1990 Yankees season

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

Denouncing is fine, you get to keep it. Renouncing, you lose it. Announcing, you tell everybody about it. Enunciating, you do so very clearly.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

you’re gonna get a bunch of 90s trip-hop fans with your little blog about Portis head hits

The Quicker Fucker Upper

Why have one computer on your desk when you can have two iPads?

Unfortunately, some kids already took his.

you rang?