COTM

Shoutouts to Big Boi. Him and Big Krit are the only ones with the sweet old Atlanta flow.

Oh boy is it my time to shine. My parents bought an Uplander in 2005 and still have it to this day. It gets driven pretty often too. I grew up in the thing the so here’s my review:

I’m pretty sure it got fixed with a few software updates.

I got Pneumonia when I was 7 and it went undiagnosed for a long time so the antibiotics didn’t work, and it somehow turned into Esophagitis. Good times.

Never thought my town would make it on Jalopnik. I was down the street at work when this happened.

THE MOVIE IS FOR CHILDREN FOR FUCKS SAKE! In all seriousness, the universe does leave tons of unanswered questions, but I’m pretty sure the writers were just like “let’s make a movie where the characters are cars,” and that’s kind of what happened.

I had a ‘91 L that I traded my E30 for. The E30 had some major issues with an engine rebuild done by the previous owner, but there was less worn out stuff on it, and as much as I LOVE Alfa’s, I probably should’ve kept the E30. 5 year goals is definitely a nice 164S and another E30.

My 164 made it to 223,ooo before I couldn’t endure it any more haha.

Damn, poor Doug hah

Ah okay, I wasn’t sure if you ever pulled the trigger on a set.

You should get a Maserati. Do you still have those 348 wheels?

I have a rusty 164 with 223k miles. Most of it’s broken but its really awesome. I traded my 400,000 mile E30 for it which may or may not have been worth it. One time when I was replacing the CV axle, I had the car jacked up with the wheel off and was trying to loosen up the big hub nut and I knocked the engine out of…

People don’t realize that $40k is actually a ton of money to drop on a car.

You can never go wrong with the Weeknd but this is definitely the morning jam.

Volvo’s are so lovely.

Yeah! Fuck entertainment! Wasn’t everyone complaining about how back in the day racers were larger than life and had actual personalities? But when Lewis gets bored of doing press conferences they all think that he’s just being a baby. If I were a rich racecar driver, I would probably not give a damn about press…

Wow, you’re kind of a huge dick.

People tow stuff with cars all the time. It seems like he made things fairly safe all things considered.

Tell that to someone who figure skates. Competitions don’t have to be measured in a specific metric to be considered a sport. Freestyle motocross it just as much of a sport as regular motocross, though I will agree that it’s more of a ‘performance’ than a cut and paste competition.