Not sure about the video, but the vocal performance on this track is slightly astonishing. The drums are also incredible.

Girlfriend: "I never had proper sex with [previous boyfriend]. The nearest we came to it was a couple of weeks ago..." We'd been going out for 8 months.

I've never told a lie, but do have friends who have told parents they were going on missions to one country, but were really going to another - often far more dangerous - country.

I was (still am) a punk who wore a lot of black and listened to Bauhaus and the Sisters. Still get called a goth occasionally (mostly by friends who actually are goths). Don't care.

Helena Bonham-Carter is the new client. Johnny Depp is a real exorcist who must do battle with Beetlejuice in a dark and stormy loft. The audience has fucked off halfway through.

We call it Brewer's Droop in the UK.

Should have got government funding first...

Duchamp did this ages ago.

Older daughter dislocated her arm once. As she was having an x-ray, I made the mistake of looking at the arm bent back the wrong way. Fainted behind the x-ray shield, came too on a trolley.

No idea what that is, but it's not something that makes a beautiful pun.

"The KKK is not something to laugh about"

I hope she didn't leave them with her own psycho mother who then left them in the attic...

He'll probably be able to live on his 401kkk.

Was sure it was going to have a far less active subtitle. Star Wars: The Awakening of the Force.

Looks very like Keep.

It's interesting to look back at the motherland where Jimmy Savile used his reputation and industry clout to rape his way through potentially hundreds of women and girls, some apparently too disabled to put up any fight, all too intimidated to come forward. He may have been Britain's most prolific sex offender and was…

I wrote a novel on Google Docs, outlined as a complex list, but now I'm doing second novel in Scrivener. It's making me plan more and edit on the first draft.

I always wondered why they were so enthusiastic about their cox.

I made this comment before reading the whole article. Sorry. I never realised how points 8, 9 and 10 would make me think the author is a douche. How about 1. I never realised how blood messy teenage girls could be.

"1. No one ever told me how soon she might pay attention to boys. 
" Ha! In my limited experience, Attack on Titan is more interesting than boys.