Here’s an idea.

VOTE! We need to shame those that don’t. Talk shit to your friends if they don’t. Make not voting embarrassing.

Nazi pugs, nazi pugs, nazi pugs fuck off!

Maher empathized after his own advertising boycott and firing from his ABC News show Politically Incorrect in 2002. The argument:

Yeah, so fuck you, too. Nobody cares about your hate-boner, bruh.

If a 1.5 inch book could indeed stop bullets, schools would be much safer.

If those polls about most NRA members supporting stronger gun control are to be believed, it seems as though the NRA has a similar problem as America at large: its leadership has been supplanted by unqualified, certifiable extremist loons far more concerned with maintaining their own political and economic power than…

“If schools are mandated to be gun free zones, violence and danger are given an open invitation to enter. Almost all school shootings are in gun free zones. Cowards will only go where there is no deterrent!”

You forgot the choice for white people not to have their children go to school with Black people.

Were his opponents accidentally roughly fell out of a window while brushing their teeth? Or accidentally brutally cut their own head off while combing their hair?

Swan Song is fun too.

Im Jewish .. and I thought he was a Jew as well. Guess my JewDar is off...

I thought that was weird too, but I think it’s a clue that somewhere there’s a Democratic President right now. We just have to get to that timeline.

Because American Christianity is a fucking joke.

SB 562 is working its way through the California legislature. Some text...

I curse him with knowing every bit of suffering he’s caused others to feel. Every date raped woman, every groped star, every battered minority would all share their pain with Trump.

I watched it and honestly, thought it was so ugly and painful that I literally had to hold my hand over my eyes to cover the screen until the scene ended. It was not pretty, it was not glamorous and I honestly think that no matter how it was shown, some people would always find some fault in its portrayal.

Say what you will about Trump, but he makes a strong case for nuclear war.

Too late, for that is indeed the very name of my barbershop quartet.

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS