Here’s an idea.

VOTE! We need to shame those that don’t. Talk shit to your friends if they don’t. Make not voting embarrassing.

Nazi pugs, nazi pugs, nazi pugs fuck off!

Maher empathized after his own advertising boycott and firing from his ABC News show Politically Incorrect in 2002. The argument:

Yeah, so fuck you, too. Nobody cares about your hate-boner, bruh.

If a 1.5 inch book could indeed stop bullets, schools would be much safer.

If those polls about most NRA members supporting stronger gun control are to be believed, it seems as though the NRA has a similar problem as America at large: its leadership has been supplanted by unqualified, certifiable extremist loons far more concerned with maintaining their own political and economic power than…

“If schools are mandated to be gun free zones, violence and danger are given an open invitation to enter. Almost all school shootings are in gun free zones. Cowards will only go where there is no deterrent!”

You forgot the choice for white people not to have their children go to school with Black people.

Were his opponents accidentally roughly fell out of a window while brushing their teeth? Or accidentally brutally cut their own head off while combing their hair?

Ugh, they shouldn’t let Libertarians teach econ.

Swan Song is fun too.

Maybe when they are done with this they can get back to maintaining the rest of the park. The quality and cost of food, the wait times, and everything being covered in gum and mystery (read: chewing tobacco) stains does little to inspire confidence in their future.

Im Jewish .. and I thought he was a Jew as well. Guess my JewDar is off...

I thought that was weird too, but I think it’s a clue that somewhere there’s a Democratic President right now. We just have to get to that timeline.

Oh, thank God you’re here to tell us what’s acceptable and what’s not.

Because American Christianity is a fucking joke.

Narrowly avoids being mauled? Looks to me like the bear had no intent on touching them, just out for a leisurely run.

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS