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I had a workmate like this. She borrowed Happy Like Murderers (about Fred and Rosemary West) from me. I found the book creepy, unsettling and absolutely horrifying in its examination of the psychopathology of the family and the culture in which they operated. She thought it was rubbish because she was expecting

Hallo Baby. Sie sehen gut aus. Was? Ja, ich meine Brille vergessen. Verfluchen Sie das Alter!

In a righteous world Cee-Lo would be a pariah by now and his records would never be heard again (check out how UK radio treats Gary Glitter), but he'll probably be on Letterman (or whatever the hell still runs) when his next record is out.

The irony is that the US spends more per person on the UK for a far less effective or efficient system. Most of your health spending goes into the pockets of your health company CEOs. You need another revolution.

I'm a Brit, I've never seen anything approaching a bill for health treatment (not including dental work). Not for maternity care, 50+ operations after an accident, partner with serious blood disorder (plus two kids with neonatal version of the same illness), etc etc. When you see some traitorous British politician on

I am constantly amazed at the USA's archaic employment laws. I just think a culture that doesn't recognise that looking after its workforce makes it more productive, happier and less likely to abuse the employer, is pretty sick.

I never tire of silly women calling their children 'son of a bitch' with no irony.

Timberlake: ...and this is me in Flor...

What's the picture like on the back?

And I would probably end up single.

This is why I don't play Pokemon. I would be this guy.

Great. Going to have a family Chunk House competition now.

The staging of the contest this year was phenomenal - screens, lights, cameras, water. All completely brilliant. And the right person won, though we voted for Iceland.

Why does no one ever remark on Ms Levigne's uncanny resemblance to Billy Corgan. I think I need to break out Photoshop...

Bloke 1: describe the worst BJ you've had in two words.

Lily Savage: Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?

That combination of text elements looks like lactation.

Jesus. She's even got Skrillex hair and glasses as well as the dress sense from Kyary Pamyu Pamyu. #wotapillock

That's about a thousand times better.

Perhaps they could have actually made it in Minecraft?