I liked Kanye better when he thought he was God.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Bullshit? Fuck that. The Bulgarians were clearly on PGH - Pumpkin Growth Hormone. Bastards need an asterisk by their world records.

“I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.”

Here’s some stories I’d like to pitch to comply with the new mandate:

Evil Bosses, Ranked

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

You beat me to it, was about to post the same thing. I laughed my ass off when I saw that. :)

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

Stealing pumpkins is a sport.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

if we shouldn’t be mixing sports with politics, then teams should stop visiting the White House for photo ops.

Exact same.

Jesus. I didn’t realize the cowardly dicks running things actually made them take it down.

If I wanted a sports site that did not deal with culture or politics and just stuck with sports I don’t know where I would go because I am not sure what boring ass site that would be.

Not usually a huge fan, but I like this one.

Oh look, I found it. It appears that if one decides to email g-omediafeedback@googlegroups.com regarding the auto-play videos, it will get sent to the people making these stupid decisions.

> That this post doesn’t contain a heaping helping of political vitriol isn’t “sticking to sports” any more than inviting the president to a game, playing the national anthem, “God Bless America,” or the flyover is sticking to sports. Nobody sticks to sports, ever.

In light of recent editorial directives for this site, the following comment will only be sports related:

Spanfeller and Maidment can fuck themselves with broken cricket bats.

Nothing weird about the Deadspin post about autoplaying videos dissapearing.