To your first question:

Unsurprisingly, the folks who subscribe to the “When I say, ‘jump’, my kid says, ‘how high?’” school of parenting are completely oblivious to the opportunity for modeling and teaching desirable behavior.

Think of the behaviour you are modelling with that “do as I say when I say it” kind of mentality.

Some people believe that respect is a one-way street up.

If your end goal in having children isn’t to be loved by them and enjoy your twilight years in their company, you're doing it alone.

You are not there to be their buddy, you are there to raise an adult.

I’m sure you’ll be patting yourself on the back when you’re in a nursing home with no visitors.

Growing up, my friends with parents like you ended up resenting them. I hope you aren’t planning on having a friendly relationship with your kids when they grow up.

My dad would turn off the TV on us with five minutes to go in the episode growing up, and it spawned 30 years of mild resentment. Letting us have five minutes to finish the show wouldn’t have hurt him or us.

It sucks to grow up in an army unit I guess?

Wow, it’s amazing how awful of a parent you must be.

Way to admit to everyone that you care so little about your kid’s happiness or your kid’s friends. I'd hate to be your kid. 

Yikes. I don't get why people like you just out themselves as shitty parents. 

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And because you’re the one person who insists on being “that guy”, your kids will grow up to be inconsiderate individuals who don’t respect other peoples’ time, or other people in general. They’ll be the karens in drive throughs and checkout lines who insist on holding up 30 people behind them because *only* their…

“it’s a case of the parent modeling respect and patience for another person who is in the middle of something that is important to them—and that’s always a good lesson.”

Except for maybe the very satisfying scene where the guy faces his victims last season, I could do without all the supernatural BS on Fargo.

“Good film” is a stretch. “Best of the trilogy” is wording more appropriate. When you compare it to the other two, TLJ is good - much the same way that ESB is amazing when compared to Hope and RotJ. I guess the difference is the starting point:

“The offical AV Club party line is that The Last Jedi was an amazing movie that revitalized the Star Wars franchise,”

Indeed. The people who hate TLJ seem to think they represent majority opinion for some reason. Presumably because they all hang out together?