It definitely will. I think this is his first non-controlled public appearance since becoming President, likely to avoid this exact scenario. This will play 24/7 on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. Dude is gonna be pissed.

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

Yeah it’s really fucking depressing that Atheist is the second ‘ist or ‘ism that Americans won’t vote for (to the tune of like 40%), right behind........wait for it.......socialist. Fuck me our fellow voters are dumb.

Look Frank, we all know that little kids will often go through a phase where they have an imaginary friend who they play with, and often that friend will “tell” the child what to do, and it’s all a part of development and creativity and yada yada yada. But we really need to put a stop to letting ostensible adults who…

oh no

As Dom said yesterday, they’re focused on the wrong thing. Sam was mic’d up, he knew he was mic’d up, he said something human and notable, and it was approved for use in the broadcast.

This is no worse than Josh Allen seeing spooks.

America is a nation of bootlickers, where have you been?

Ha, ha. No, just a guy lives in Denver and have seen and heard of people getting busted and fired because “vape pens don’t smell.” I’ve clued a few younger guys I work with (at work events) into the fact that they smell like weed when they didn’t think they did because they vaped it. Also, a bus driver in the school…

You kinda sound like a cop.

They work in totally different ways

The worst are those Coca-cola funded “student films”. Some poor saps from NYU or other preppy college is forced to make a 60-second short framed as some “magic of the movie experience” that is really a crappy ad shilling overpriced shitty popcorn and diabetes-enducing sodas. Good job learning how to sell out, [Dakota]…

I think Sprint has the worst commercials.

Red Lobster AYCE shrimp is pretty good if I’m being honest.

Wait, when you say you “never make pasta,” do you mean that you have never opened a box and boiled some noodles? Or that you have never made it from scratch with flour and water and a pasta machine?

Smoking a bowl is still fine, and even good! But bringing a bowl in public is the equivalent of bringing a gigantic handle of liquor to a place and screaming loudly while you drink it, compared to a nice conspicuous flask (and vape).

Any fan who says “Mr. Kraft” needs to fuck off immediately

> Tom Brady is the undisputed greatest quarterback in NFL history.

In fairness to Matthew Berry, he really can’t afford for his audience to figure out he has no special knowledge and is basically just guessing at fantasy football like the rest of us. 

Fantasy football has very little to do with skill and a lot to do with luck.