If any future administration ever had the wisdom to charge a modest fee to desecrate this bastard’s grave, they’d double federal revenue in the first year.

“BLOOOO COLLER KULCHER!” –Sean McDermott

He took the wide-open plays the Vikings presented to him on a silver platter. It’s not much and he sucks too, but I’m not confident Peterman could’ve done that.

I’d ask if you were Jim Tomsula, but we all know he doesn’t have a house.

The bleakest blind comparison I’ve ever posted.

This team is this bad because of Sean McDermott, full stop. The roster he inherited was never the problem, Rex Ryan’s insistence on playing a defense that didn’t fit his personnel was what held those teams back. But then Opie came in, decided the “culture” wasn’t right, hired the worst OC the Bills have ever had in…

The dead cap situation was mostly brought on by moves the McDermott-Beane regime made. They did this to themselves, they shouldn’t get to use it as an excuse.

I was hoping Allen would be able to go against New England. We’d lose and look terrible regardless, but the embarrassment this week would ultimately be a good thing for everybody.

No, that’s a different guy. He works in the Molotov Cocktail Department.

“Sound defense” is boring and bad and cowardly. This is true across sports. You score more points to win the game – those are the rules. Defensive emphasis is just a product of over-regimented coaching perverting the joy of what, at the end of the day, are games played for amusement.

I’m a Bills fan. We have a great (or at least very good) defense, and I suppose you could call a run-first offense taken straight from the early Cretaceous and incompetently quarterbacked by a big-armed, aw-shucks goober who sucked in the Mountain West “an identity.” It’s fucking terrible.

The guy’s a flagrant goddamn criminal and yet has the gall to call the mostly-spineless opposition “the party of crime”?

We need prosecutions and accountability. If the current Constitution isn’t able to provide for that, then it needs to be changed.

Even if you don’t start out that way, conservatism (as it exists in America) eventually turns you into an awful person. In this case, both of these people seem to have started out that way.

I get that he’s ghoulish politically, but isn’t it also right to say that Elway was always overrated as a quarterback, too? He was fine, but never truly lived up to the immense hype. I don’t think there was any season in his career where he was clearly the best active quarterback. Also, he also had a fairly…

I saw this on Twitter and so can’t take credit for it, but you’re missing a really critical part of that complaint: if you had to live with Ted Cruz, wouldn’t acquiring a house where he isn’t be your highest priority, too?

Bills fan here – the roster is currently designed to be the most boring football team imaginable, and the occasionally win by dragging opponents down to our level. Yes, this is incredibly disappointing in an era of otherwise exploding offense, but that’s what we get for hiring a head coach who makes the Comte…

“Bort Blakeles” is pretty satisfying to say

If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you’re stealing my bit!

Funny thing is, the Jags don’t even need a great quarterback with the roster they have, just a pretty good one. Give them a Tyrod Taylor or an Alex Smith and they’re a Super Bowl contender.