...and yet you continue to live in Wrigleyville. You must be one of Tunney’s sheeple that believe Wrigleyville would continue to be as busy and economically vibrant if the Cubs packed up and left.

I use mine to keep the crows out of my corn.

I heard she pooped on the floor once.

To be fair, Bryant is the most exciting player in all of Des Moines.

“Now that was an ugly throw.”

Yep. Gonna be a lovely summer down at 35th with me and the other three folks in attendance.

I was visiting from Houston, and had a prior engagement I had to attend. So I left around the third inning.

That email chain is from a guy named Chris to another guy named Chris about a third Chris.

Damn you. +1

I saw a couple people in those pictures, so there's technically more people there already than will be in Cellular by the 3rd game.

and thanks to everyone who sent in pictures.

Nien Nunb wore it better

That guy dresses funny

If you're the NE Patriots, it means, to "flatten" his face.

I demand we look for alternative answers. I'm thinking Benghazi

How else is he supposed to welcome Ndamukong Suh to Miami?

Australia is the land of monsters

That's the sound of their audience's pacemakers seizing up.

Well that's certainly one way to get Tressell back in a bowl.

Buffalo is Cleveland without the good parts of Cleveland.