I don't agree that his reporting was factional.

East Shit, Cadinals!!

Damn, that Republican primary is heating up

I understand that field variability is one of the defining features of baseball, but I don’t think “flat” is an unfair standardization for MLB to introduce.

It would have been 10x better if the hill sloped down.

That hill is one of the stupidest things i have ever added to a baseball field.

“Please explain comedy to me.”

So basically, this is the tamest trip to Thailand in history

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

Wouldn’t it be nice to know?

Blatter Cancer

Because it’s a massive waste of everyone’s time. Would I be bent out of shape if a runner got away with not touching first, second, or third on an out of the park home run? Absolutely not. The ball left his goddamned bat and went out of play. For all the shits I give I’d like the rule changed to just let the batter…

Hey idiots, can we stop comparing it to football? Obviously a runner on the one yard line can still be tackled. Is Steve from Wisconsin gonna hose Davis at home from the bleacher seats? The play is dead (technically or not) when the ball goes over the fence. Waste. Of. Time.

Now they don’t. In 4 years, when Harper’s wearing pinstripes in the Bronx, they will.

Dear Cubs Fans,

Feel that, Nick? That’s how Grandma felt when you left her at the nursing home!

Jeez, the pictures alone are enough to make my anus clench impossibly tight.

In fairness, what were the odds his helmet would hit anyone throwing it into the stands at an AFL game?

has earned the Arena Football equivalent of being waived

And I, for one, am beyond happy you 'went for it!' I especially enjoyed the part about Smith AND his network being Class A Shitbags.