My taint is a St. Louis establishment.

If the people who stole this type of art didn’t have a buyer already line up, which is usually the case, you would be entirely correct.

One less stupid thing in Texas, 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to go

I didn’t have the heart to tell you two days ago that your field is a stupid travesty, as I figured the world would do so soon enough: http://deadspin.com/houston-astros…

oh, wrong person reply. carry on. but stop saying enlighten me. you family hates you for it.

Yes, because I won’t miss that time. Nope, I’ve got plenty to spare for ass-hat baseball challenges. More please! I love watching stupid fucking replays.

You’re missing the big picture. Actually, you’re missing a lot more. Go out and run amidst flowers.

Yes, that would go so far in proving that this guy didn’t just smash the fucking brains out of that ball and put it into the stands. You’re right.

So maybe they should sprint around the bases, too? Because so much counts after you smash the fuck out of ball and put it into the stands?

No, it is not. This batter was not avoiding anything. He was strolling the bases, as it should be. Don’t fuck this up.

This is why you should not screw up baseball w/ IR. It’s already slowed down football. Now what was MLB’s biggest concern with all the recent rule changes?

The American populace falls somewhere between the brotastic dick measuring contest, where you are, and the “this is just awesome baseball all around,” where the rest of the 99.7 percent of the country is. Trout is fucking amazing and he’s unmatched. Harper’s balls eclipse the sun.

Pissing on tradition since 2015, the Ricketts tradition.

That would make a great coaster for my Old Style tall boy

Think more.

Same thing we do when you die of a heart attack watching TV on Sunday and shit your pants.

I’m going to say the same thing when you get T-boned in your car.

You hairy cunt, I’d like to have this debate in front of the human beings who are dabbing alcohol and salve on shattered limbs, or those visiting graves. How about you fuck off and get fucked.

I’m trying to care about this. I’ll try harder tomorrow. Maybe.