This is undoubtedly, without contest and without peer, the undisputedly greatest comment section of all time

No, I was so nervous, and then I just did it. I went for it.

We’re beyond smashing Smith, a abuse enabler and class A shitbag. Who signs the paycheck? On how many levels does his employer corrupt? It corrupts anyone who (it is a choice) pays for cable, and it keeps a woman-beating champion on on its payroll. It exploits always. Don’t harsh on Smith, the $2-shitbag, harsh on the…

Seriously, is this an argument against pickling, or marinated goodness? I think it is, and therefore, it is wrong.

It’s about the same distance from Rush Street. So if you moved to Rush Street, noob, you’d still say you lived near Wrigley? No. Wrigleyville poser, can’t get much more sad than that. Like a wanna-be fluffer.

Bullshit, here’s your map. Few blocks, my ass. https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Wrigl…

So are you making this all up, or is it simply the worst geospatial recognition in human history? Lincoln Square is almost in Wisconsin, so I’m guessing you never lived in Wrigleyville, and that you are bitter about a completely unrelated string of failure in your life.

English, never.

Kyle Smith, the pantywaist striving to be a shitstain, but not having the moxy to pull it off.

I disagree with everything you’ve said.

Marge Schott?

No revenue stream from streams of piss. Of course, the giant and shitty Jumbotron worked just fine. Welcome to the new priority list Cubs fans. Now suck it.

Fuck all you haters. Bears make great pets.

Can he just stop eating and rock for one minute? Jesus ...

Would you just own your bone head and stop saying you did't want a high-five anyway?

I've never met a soccer fan that could be trusted.

I own no Limp Bizkit, can't name a song. But still gonna ask, can anyone commenting here who has written a song ... raise their hand?

I like the batter's reaction. "There's dirt on my shoe, damn."

Thats' racist

Hurray, pedofiles commenting above. Jumping over to reddit and taking a shower.