"A fourth title for Belichick, making him the greatest coach of all time. (He definitely already is.)"

There are many more independents and liberals here in the heartland than Mike Huckabee wants to admit. He already knows it but that just didn't fit on the banner that he fingerpainted with Scott Walker and Rick Perry during Arts and Crafts hour.

I dunno. Shep Smith has basically called people bastards to their face, and he's still working the desk. In the closet, but still.

As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something.

Found it, via a cached copy on this forum.

Nah, it would only drop by 1 psi. 70F = 294K, 30F = 272K. p1/T1=p2/T2... 12.5psi*272K/294K = 11.6 psi. Also I don't think it was that cold, because it was raining during the game, could be wrong about that though...

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

Because at some point in their lives, someone pulled the shirt over their head and beat the shit out of them.

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

If only there was a detective available to help Allenby find the assailant. Someone exclusive to the islands.

That's actually the only way to act in a goddamn Buffalo Wild Wings.

That male cheerleader is like something out of a Marines commercial.

The bike's "Never Forget 12/7" sticker might explain it.

Nope. I said it because he's actually black.

That would explain how Randy Johnson made it in. He's always been a big lefty.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

You just can't get 8 year olds with a work ethic anymore. Fuck you, Bangladesh.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

That "O" on the jersey is nowhere near a 27-degree tilt. This is what the "O" looks like when you drop it into Photoshop and tilt it exactly 27 degrees.

I would advise him to not order takeout locally from this point. I imagine every restaurant in the area would love to serve him some sneezers