The best thing I saw on the internet about wearing a mask was;

When they make one we’ll find out.

Given that their method to reduce weight in order to make faster subs was to remove the lead radiation shielding surrounding the nuclear reactor, I’d say that’s a very good possibility.

You had one job, Covid!

A Gen-X friend of mine and I were talking about how this is almost the terrible logical endpoint of what her career has been. The musical superstars of my friend’s generation came from the grunge scene, they were sometimes messy adults who had their own desires and goals that didn’t always line up with what the music…

Jezebel.

At least in the eighties GOP assholes were wrongfully, shamefully hot, you know? Now they all look like potatoes and wonder bread had an uninteresting, stupid baby.

He literally, directly others those of us with mental illness when he says “Mentally ill people have rights, but you know who else has rights? We do!” Those words categorize people into “we” and “mentally ill people.” That’s not me interpreting it or putting a spin on it that’s just the literal definition of his…

You will note from counting stars that you’re the only one giving Yang’s words such a generous read.

They have mental illnesses! Them, over there. Not us, over here. We don’t have problems like that.

The involuntarily committed women, LGBTQ people, and minorities over the last couple of centuries would like a word with you.

So as someone who works with people with mental disabilities, behavioral issues, and emotional disorders, etc.

Mentioning history is the same as saying the policy will be bad?

Owls, there just like me!

Every time a Tesla stan kisses Elon’s digital taint, Koenigsegg earns another patent. 

Shit, just run them on Meth and Indiana will be the wealthiest place on Earth.

I wish I didn’t live in a world we deserved any type of Kid Rock.

This choice is akin to asking which knee you’d prefer to be shot in. There’s no pick that isn’t riddled with regret.

This douchebag doesn’t deserve the courtesy of spelling his name correctly.