Basically when you get hit at the boards, you get crushed yeah, but you know what’s up and it mostly transfers into the boards. When you get boarded 5-10 ft away, necks, wrists and ankles hit at awkward angles and snap

Im fucking Canadian (white and male to boot) and I’m scared to travel across the fucking border.

His girlfriend is a friend of a friend from my hometown and our winters are pretty much as bad.

We no shit had one of those until HBC left

I mean, I’m born and raised in Ontario and I thought it was fucking funny

holy shit I’m fucking crying

Was going to go with “early worm gets the bird” but I think that’s too mean, it’s not like he’s a Bill’s fan or something

HOLY FUCK THE VADER PART I thought my jaw was going to fall straight off my fucking mouth

Did the joke go over your head or did I read too much into it.

Habs fan also seconding this.

I got a call from a hiring agency for a position and they asked if I could come in straight away, so I came from work with 0 prep.

At camp in Northern Ontario, around 10 or 12 years old, me and two cousins in the tube, having a blast. Except we missed the two big ass holy fucking shit dock spiders that were apparently sleeping there. Jumped out instantly no questions, we left the tube in the middle of the lake.

Seems like more NHL coverage than usual and by Canadian law I must enjoy it, can we expect a lot more in the future?

I read your Duck Dynasty thing at GQ yesterday actually, how does he relate to Phil Robertson?

Hot take, allowable take, bad take.

yes

Laughed harder at this than the last debate. Unlike the last debate, it was in a good way.

Came here to post the exact same thing

Before any salty prick goes “ugh I hate all the bandwagon fans cheering because Canada”. Fuck you, all of Canada (inc. me!) gets to enjoy this, stop being too serious about sports.

That’s my birthday!