Yes, the Bulls and Knicks. Model organizations, both, who absolutely deserve to have two of the great, young talents in the league on their rosters.

So no one’s ever missed the playoffs and won the MVP right?

uhhh and if davis wasn’t on the pelicans they would also be a lottery team...

Suns Browbeaten

My most badadd cpmments are wjen I don;t lopk at the keyboaed.

Can’t take credit for this joke, but he’s just checking to make sure that Liverpool haven’t already conceded again at the other end

Hey! How did commenters become the villains in this piece?

Sergeeva’s sled finished 12th

I don’t comment online

Still sounds like you’re gloating to Marlins fans.

Fun fact: Chris Archer is pretty God damn average! 101 and 100 ERA+ in past two years with an ERA over 4.00. Also he takes roughly 20 minutes to get through an at bat with his slow ass approach to the game. Sounds awesome.

1995 - Tank Girl(?) probably Batman Forever, though

Did it end up like this one, where lots of white folks are outraged on the internet and two black minimum wage food service workers lose their jobs?

I am trolling because an obviously fake story is obviously fake and called out for being obviously fake. Got it.

I got up in the huge call center, threw my badge at the supervisor desk, walked to the big front doors, flipped everyone off with both arms raised high and screamed FUCK AT&T. 3 others followed suit.

Kellys ranked:

Breaking: US men’s curling beats Canada. Canada is officially in mourning.

We all want things.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.