It has been alleged that a former officer of the organization engaged in various acts of inappropriate conduct toward women over a period of years. This individual left the employment of the Mavericks nearly three years ago

To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.

I was expecting a hot blonde walking off in a huff, throwing her pom-poms down in a fit of rage, and doing a walk off double bird salute with long pedicured nails as she disappears from sight.
I hate clickbait headlines.

Guess you didn’t see him get 25 assists in a game a couple weeks ago, or two triple doubles this year...

Rondos happy as hell and doing great in NOLA. Thomas just got kicked off the Cavs cuz no one liked him. two different stories.

In baseball it’s the Marlins.

That building came out of nowhere.

Fun fact: Iggy and Swaggy are Emmett Smith’s favorite characters on the Simpsons.

I have a new theory: Andy Kaufman was reincarnated as Markelle Fultz, and his shooting stroke is going to end up being a years long performance-art piece that will be hilarious in retrospect.

“Just act completely unnatural. Try to not relax and really force this. Also, when moving heavy objects, lift entirely with your back.”

Also it wasn’t really fair that the US had to compete against Trinidad AND Tobago - that’s two nations against one.

None of those are sports.

Draper speaking for the entire soccer loving commentariat on Deadspin.

Fuck off.

All I want is to draw them in the CL and have him up in the stands watching the game as Mo Salah does Mo Salah things to Barca’s back line. I dream big.

I will admit it is a struggle to not be salty in the face of autofellating blog posts by Barca fans.

counterpoint: Give him some more Mountain Dew Code Red.

will someone please take the controller out of dan gilbert’s hands?

1.) Is it bad that I was hoping that Dad was going to get some good licks in on Larry before anyone could intervene?

Deadspin’s really going all in on the figure skating stuff which I didn’t really get at first but the more I think about it, what with no meaningful hockey and everything, I’m probably going to find this stuff invaluable come Olympic time.