Fuck that guy. Who trades Phil Kessel AND then trades Tyler Seguin?

Bruins fans nod intensely

I think we could nab McDavid for some Dino BBQ and a 4th

Peter Chiarelli is trash.

Nah, they should keep it up. Leaving Edmonton is the only time where being sent to New Jersey qualifies as a legitimate upgrade.

Did you mean wyre fraud? I’ll show myself out.

Pictured: Assistant coach

LeBron to St. Louis Blues confirmed.

And it came rather quickly.

Louisville fucks itself in seconds, even though they are not in an Italian restaurant

Yet again, Louisville gets themselves fucked.

And here I thought that a Rocket resulting in a lifeless pile of flesh was due to an O-ring.

he asked for the members of the audience to submit proposals to the Defense Ministry’s website.

Highlight truthers. At least 9/11 truthers are kinda fun.

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

Where does this rank among the all time disrespectful basketball plays?

“And with 1:11 to go here in the first quarter, Houston adds a field goal to make the score Texans 31 Chargers 7. We’ll be right back.”

Is the THE DARK WEB

Posting snuff gifs is an interesting editorial decision.