People making fun of him for being bad doesn’t affect him. He honestly just seems a bit empty.

You could say he was laughing off the criticisms, displaying an otherworldly calm.
OR
Bortles Chortles at Mortals.

I saw this story on Aye-Witness news over the weekend.

Oddly enough, it was Jeopardy’s sister show.

You want to get rid of the Majestic plural?

I hear Dom Capers is looking for work!!

They wouldn’t be significantly better either way. But I don’t think that’s really a reason to keep a guy who’s averaged eight wins over 15 seasons.

“Adulting.”

cleaning the bathroom should fall off a bridge and die it is God’s way of reminding us we are sinners

Bengals cannot change stripes, head coaches.

Pitt the Elder!

McCarthy still employed, they’re still wasting AR.

Actually... might be worth seeing if that’s what actually happened. If he passed away in, say, 2014, that would explain a lot. Just a system of pulleys and levers operating him on the sidelines.

Mike McCarthy seems to have one of those Marvin Lewis contracts, too.

I was beginning to think Capers’ useless ass was going to be stuffed after death and still allowed to run the defense.

Filling segments with science!? This is why ESPN is losing the conservatives.

Meh, Gronk lost a TD catch in week 1 against KC after replay in a situation that was pretty similar to the Jesse James catch in the Pittsburgh game a couple of weeks ago. No one cared because it hurt the Pats and they lost that game.

My dad is really good at getting cigarettes for an extensive period of time.