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“Hold my beer”
- The Bears

Fumbles beer
- The Jets

Recovers beer, chugs beer, shouts “69", spikes beer into ground
- Gronk

WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS: Miami Dolphins

On the other hand, a self-aware super-intelligent AI would probably find a way to generate a bunch of realistic posts and articles about how AI was nothing to worry about. Right, “Tom”?

I would LOVE if FIFA 2018 included match-fixing, bribery and a “commissioner mode”.

Didn’t we learn anything from Juju Pepe?

Not going to lie this is one of my favorite scenes in the entire series. A look truly can say a thousand words.

Going into the fifth year, the team still sucks with no hope of stopping without abandoning the Process and signing a free agent stud, and you’re still defending Hinkie. Congratulations on your belief in chemtrails!

- Four 3rd line AHL centres: check

Hey, at least they didn’t give up the promising young defenceman to get Scott Gomez this time, or give up the promising young defenceman because French media are racist, or...

It’s a sad world, when we have to depend on corporations to defend our most basic liberties.

I don’t care about his porn habits, but he sounds like an illiterate moron in that “stament” he posted on Facebook. How is someone that can’t even type in coherent sentences a Rep for anyone?

This reminds me of the time I was starting a Zoology test I was in NO FUCKING WAY prepared for back in college. It was a make or break-type of class, where students with dreams of working in science or medicine were run through the gauntlet to separate the contenders from the confused, and this was my time! The first

The trump administration doesn’t have the best track record, but picking Peter Gammons as the new social media czar was a good move.

If they really wanted to punish him and send a huge statement they’d demote him to the average professor salary for a year.

Holy shit Trump is a badass. He not only singlehandedly developed this software, but he leaked it just to show what a badass he is. All in the span of a few months in office. This is what power is all about.

He hung out with my friend and I the day before he underwent surgery to remove a tumor. He was nice

Yankees fan, huh? I understand the anger. Ortiz pumped a lot of tears out of you guys.

you seem rational

Kind of an extreme way to make the move to skeleton