“Hold my beer”
- The Bears
Fumbles beer
- The Jets
Recovers beer, chugs beer, shouts “69", spikes beer into ground
- Gronk
WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS: Miami Dolphins
I would LOVE if FIFA 2018 included match-fixing, bribery and a “commissioner mode”.
Didn’t we learn anything from Juju Pepe?
Going into the fifth year, the team still sucks with no hope of stopping without abandoning the Process and signing a free agent stud, and you’re still defending Hinkie. Congratulations on your belief in chemtrails!
- Four 3rd line AHL centres: check
Hey, at least they didn’t give up the promising young defenceman to get Scott Gomez this time, or give up the promising young defenceman because French media are racist, or...
This reminds me of the time I was starting a Zoology test I was in NO FUCKING WAY prepared for back in college. It was a make or break-type of class, where students with dreams of working in science or medicine were run through the gauntlet to separate the contenders from the confused, and this was my time! The first…
The trump administration doesn’t have the best track record, but picking Peter Gammons as the new social media czar was a good move.
If they really wanted to punish him and send a huge statement they’d demote him to the average professor salary for a year.
He hung out with my friend and I the day before he underwent surgery to remove a tumor. He was nice
Yankees fan, huh? I understand the anger. Ortiz pumped a lot of tears out of you guys.
you seem rational
Kind of an extreme way to make the move to skeleton
As bad as IT’s height makes him defensively, he plays better bad defense than most folks give him credit for. You can’t push him off the spot because of his low center of gravity and strength, and his hands are quick enough to exploit lazy passes and dribbles. Stevens has done a good job of hiding him so far and I…
It’s insane that Thomas went 60th out of 60 in the 2011 draft. If you redid it today, it’d go:
.056/.150/.056... yeah just a little overmatched.
but he is chiefly famous for his speed records.