As bad as IT’s height makes him defensively, he plays better bad defense than most folks give him credit for. You can’t push him off the spot because of his low center of gravity and strength, and his hands are quick enough to exploit lazy passes and dribbles. Stevens has done a good job of hiding him so far and I…

It’s insane that Thomas went 60th out of 60 in the 2011 draft. If you redid it today, it’d go:

.056/.150/.056... yeah just a little overmatched.

but he is chiefly famous for his speed records.

Chris Wondolowski Is A Crime Against Soccer

Good boy.

Don’t let this development ever let you forget that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the SuperBowl.

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Just playing devils advocate but with the amount of typos I’ve read on this site... isn’t this a “glass houses” situation?

I know earnest does not work well here, but fucking good for him. Just a guy in the NFL who wants to do right by the kids and who calls other guys out for charging them — even if on behalf of a charity that these kids have no responsibility to support? Hell yeah.

“Stop, stop, please stop [scoring],” and they responded, “I’m sorry, we can’t.”

Agent v. Agent is like a wizard fight for assholes.

Somebody didn’t have a dad.

Ha. “I noticed the grass on the fairway was freshly mowed and someone had put a lot of work into it. I saw that, instantly- and I saw it before- it just looked really well manicured. I didn’t want to hit the fairway and mess up all that hard work. I pull hooked it and erred on the side of not hitting the fairway,…

Sweet Jeebus, could you imagine if the NFL encouraged fans to report infractions as they were happening on the field, and then those infractions would be enforced? Holy shitballs, that would be a cosmic clusterfuck. But...I kind of also want to see it.

So the best thing would be if Cable continually blinks in and out of time, coming back as a different actor throughout the movie.

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

lol that is, by far, the best question ive ever heard asked at one of these things

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