Website that employed Jordan Sargent calls retired professional basketball player unqualified to coach amateur basketball team

After the interview, Duquette retreated to his office, violently fell to his knees, and worshipped hungrily at the Altar of The Eckstein, repeating the verses from Grittiacus and Scrappitudicus he’s come to know so well.

But, why

[Sees Patriots moves]

Oh yeah, can’t forget about Branch. I mean they essentially let Wilfork leave in favor of Branch and the guy’s been a beast in the middle. The Pats have always seemed to place a high priority on stopping the run and a skilled NT is key to that. Branch certainly qualifies there.

‘One-run homer’ gave me the giggles

Lucky for him he had the money to defend himself pay someone to take the fall for him.

Clearly Revis was listening when they said “get you a fall guy”.

Says something about our justice system when you can get slapped with four different charges, including making terroristic threats, only to have them all dismissed. Lucky for him he had the money to defend himself.

No surprise here. Revis had someone else cover for him.

Somebody was listening to Chris Carter.

Northwestern, the official school of people waitlisted by the Ivy League

“Driver offered me water and asked what music I wanted to listen to, but we later exploded into a fireball of death and pain. ***”

“Looks like I picked the wrong day...”

Hahaha. There’s a guy in a Prius at the next pump.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Didn’t reach destination, but the trip was 🔥

This is what happens when you focus too much on RPI and not enough on the sniff test.

Stop trying to trick me into reading profiles of Jim Nantz, I’m not falling for that for the 48th time.