Lucky for him he had the money to defend himself pay someone to take the fall for him.

Clearly Revis was listening when they said “get you a fall guy”.

Says something about our justice system when you can get slapped with four different charges, including making terroristic threats, only to have them all dismissed. Lucky for him he had the money to defend himself.

No surprise here. Revis had someone else cover for him.

Somebody was listening to Chris Carter.

Northwestern, the official school of people waitlisted by the Ivy League

“Driver offered me water and asked what music I wanted to listen to, but we later exploded into a fireball of death and pain. ***”

“Looks like I picked the wrong day...”

Hahaha. There’s a guy in a Prius at the next pump.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Didn’t reach destination, but the trip was 🔥

This is what happens when you focus too much on RPI and not enough on the sniff test.

Nope, I feel this way about all famous people. If people stopped giving a shit about them, we’d finally rid ourselves of the Mama Junes and the Cash Me Outsides and the Kardashians and the Tebows and anyone else in the spotlight of fame.

Stop trying to trick me into reading profiles of Jim Nantz, I’m not falling for that for the 48th time.

Unfortunately Arsene missed the game as he was too cheap to splurge for BT Sport.

*Nods, steadfastly refuses to change anything the next time around.*

Wenger: oh so this is how you do it

I remember a time when football players and frat boys used to coexist in harmony and save money buying rohypnol together by weight. So much for the tolerant left!

A police report, released by Bowling Green police...

Arsenal fan, but the team can fuck off. A total waste of not only a super star, but one who will run through a brick wall for the cause (see his performances for Chile as evidence). Best of luck to Alexis in Paris, Turin, Munich (would love to see him with Vidal in the run-up to WC2018), or whatever club can properly…